All Things Hiddleston
Night Darlings - #16

just-the-fics-maam:

It was a cold day. Colder than I expected. Tucked in the layers of costume, I didn’t suffer too much from the cold. But my hands, exposed for the long takes, started to ache by the end of the day.

The ring. That fucking ring. I hated everything it said, even in a film. Even what it said about the false me. It was less an ornament and more a shackle. A chain. A weight.

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I do love a man as annoyed with the idea of marriage as I am.

elementarydata:

You know sometimes I think, hey, it’s officially two years since this whole ‘Tom Hiddleston’ thing started for me, its gonna like wear off, tone down, chill out soon, and I’ll look back and remember fondly the time I’ve spent here, but no, it never gets better, it just gets worse. So much worse.

Same here.

Out of curiosity, do you take requests?

flappyhappyhiddles:

just-the-fics-maam:

I take Night Darlings requests, but requests for full fics, etc., I just generally don’t end up having time for. You’re always welcome to ask or pitch an idea or talk about your ideas for your own writing, etc. — I love brainstorming with people — but I don’t write “on demand” fics except what I want to write and what my tumblr wife wants to read. ;) She is the reason I let myself write fic and she is the real-life inspiration for Amelia. So you might bend her ear if you really want something. ;D

The main thing is that I just don’t have time to fill requests. But I appreciate you asking and I am flattered by the question and your interest!! :)

xx

Hehehehe!! I’m her tumblr wife. Suck it everyone.

kloenschnack-mim:

fueledbyfury:

These two men are too hot for one movie. Body melting.

I like the comparison of their suits. Charlie’s is much more “modern” than Tom’s. I’m curious whether this means anything.

What if he’s a ghost? ;)

naughtylokiconfessions:

clocks-divorcing-ticks:

sorry not sorry

My thoughts exactly 

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

OMG. Same thing when you scratch your leg after removing socks.

thingsididntknowwereerotic:

limegreenandloki:

meerogornalgia:

And then… Some more <3

Oh. 

My.

Gods of Asgard..

(***whimpering***) leather gloves…Tom….

N

O

P

E

Don’t you fucking start LGAL

Leather gloves, cold, calculating stare….

torrilla:

Taylor RhodesTom Hidddleston at the Ivanov stage door. (x)

Mr. Smee called, he wants his shirt back.

tom-hiddleston-has-class:

WTF WARD

Wooooooooooooooow. I’m glad I didn’t wait to see Captain America.

flappyhappyhiddles:

Wanna play? Cut and paste the prompts in my submit box and fill them out! If you want to be anon, let me know. Don’t worry about titling or tagging the submission. If you don’t know what Mad Libs are or how to play, message me or google it. :)
LOCATION
ACTIVITY (PRESENT TENSE)
ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
COLOR
TYPE OF FOOTWEAR
ELECTRONIC DEVICE
COLOR
GREETING
EXPLETIVE
EXPLETIVE
ADJECTIVE
LOCATION NAMED PREVIOUSLY
BODY PART
TYPE OF HOME DWELLING
FAVORITE BEVERAGE
WAY TO SAY YES
BODY PART (PLURAL)
LEVEL OF VOLUME
GAME
MOVIE
FOOD
YOUR NAME, A FAKE NAME OR URL
SILLY NICKNAME
I’ll be taking submissions until 9 PM EST. I’ll start to post your stories at that time!











(tagging “mad libs”)

flappyhappyhiddles:

Wanna play? Cut and paste the prompts in my submit box and fill them out! If you want to be anon, let me know. Don’t worry about titling or tagging the submission. If you don’t know what Mad Libs are or how to play, message me or google it. :)

  • LOCATION
  • ACTIVITY (PRESENT TENSE)
  • ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
  • COLOR
  • TYPE OF FOOTWEAR
  • ELECTRONIC DEVICE
  • COLOR
  • GREETING
  • EXPLETIVE
  • EXPLETIVE
  • ADJECTIVE
  • LOCATION NAMED PREVIOUSLY
  • BODY PART
  • TYPE OF HOME DWELLING
  • FAVORITE BEVERAGE
  • WAY TO SAY YES
  • BODY PART (PLURAL)
  • LEVEL OF VOLUME
  • GAME
  • MOVIE
  • FOOD
  • YOUR NAME, A FAKE NAME OR URL
  • SILLY NICKNAME

I’ll be taking submissions until 9 PM EST. I’ll start to post your stories at that time!

(tagging “mad libs”)

limegreenandloki:

thingsididntknowwereerotic:

limegreenandloki broke Tumblr.
Congratulations, my friend. ;D
xx

What?! Bahahah

so did you thingsididntknowwereerotic

limegreenandloki:

thingsididntknowwereerotic:

limegreenandloki broke Tumblr.

Congratulations, my friend. ;D

xx

What?! Bahahah

so did you thingsididntknowwereerotic

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skadi-again-again:

Ok but why hasn’t someone brought Steve onto Antiques Roadshow yet?

Because they washed him and lost all the patina. Rookie mistake, really.

Advice Needed!

thingsididntknowwereerotic:

limegreenandloki:

OK so here’s the deal.  

So as an active Mormon from the time I was 13 until about 6 months ago, I never watched rated-R movies (we are counseled not to—and I think as a teenager it was good advice but I’m a 35 year old grown ass woman and I can take a sex scene now)

SO.

As I am now watching them, I was hoping y’all could give me advice on the best ones to watch. I’ve seen Silver Linings Playbook (LOVED), Bridesmaids (which I only watched because Tom said he liked it, and…uh…no).  I want to watch Schindler’s List, and Shakespeare in Love, but I’d like other suggestions.

So help a sister out?

300 is good. I think that’s R? I don’t know movies specifically by their ratings. I’ll have to do some research and make ye a list. ;)

Pulp Fiction!!

Me: (watching Agents of SHIELD) Fuck you, Sitwell!