Hiddleston and Co.

persephone622:

notsomolly:

one of the best Tom fics I have ever read, featuring him in his role as Magnus Martinsson.

I second this. I read this entire story in about three, maybe four hours. Just devoured it. Definitely don’t miss it. 

Third it. Hands down.

hiddlememes:

sugarcubesforfinnick:

I don’t know if people know this but right now Universal Studios Orlando is building a ride and themed land for this movie. Well, it’s a rumored but it’s basically 99.9% true. They are making the Skull Island come to life.

So you can bet this movie…

Right in my backyard. And he’d HAVE to come check out the attraction, right? And eat at my restaurant right at Universal, right? RIGHT?

pizzaforwho:

Easiest Doctor Who cosplay ever.


OMG. I’m doing this.

pizzaforwho:

Easiest Doctor Who cosplay ever.

OMG. I’m doing this.

duskyhuedladysatan:

 
1. Anais Nin 2. Fiona Apple 3. Alice Waters 4. Michael Stipe 5. Rosalind Franklin 6. Angela Davis 7. Diane Vreeland and Tom would wait on us. alright
mi-delirio-es-el lokiwtf mademoiselledenouement frictionandfluff bluebellehope colourblindhedgehog frothcorrupted
Tagged by the lovely duskyhuedladysatan (with whom I will share a meal with one day)
Tom Hiddleston (so we can play footsie)
JK Rowling
Ian McKellan
Chris Hardwick
Walt Disney
Tina Fey
Lee Pace (so we can play footsie)
Tagging msfloriduh fuckyeshufflepuff mademoiselledenouement persephone622 markruffalo the-forgotten-garden

duskyhuedladysatan:

 

1. Anais Nin 2. Fiona Apple 3. Alice Waters 4. Michael Stipe 5. Rosalind Franklin 6. Angela Davis 7. Diane Vreeland and Tom would wait on us. alright
mi-delirio-es-el lokiwtf mademoiselledenouement frictionandfluff bluebellehope colourblindhedgehog frothcorrupted

Tagged by the lovely duskyhuedladysatan (with whom I will share a meal with one day)

  1. Tom Hiddleston (so we can play footsie)
  2. JK Rowling
  3. Ian McKellan
  4. Chris Hardwick
  5. Walt Disney
  6. Tina Fey
  7. Lee Pace (so we can play footsie)

Tagging msfloriduh fuckyeshufflepuff mademoiselledenouement persephone622 markruffalo the-forgotten-garden

sherlockspeare:

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This is great. You never tell someone they look tired or ill. What if they’re just not wearing eyeliner!

cloud-pixie:

New classic


I have this palette and I absolutely love it!

cloud-pixie:

New classic

I have this palette and I absolutely love it!

pourthebubbly:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

How long has it been out there waiting?

2014 years.

zhora-salome:

smittentomkitten:

zhora-salome:

insanely-smart:

maneth985:

insanely-smart:

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

allthatandasideoftom:

smittentomkitten:

mybadbadangelputthedevilinme:

Tom Hiddlestons Hands. He’s wearing the Power Band that Stark wears in the Avengers. You can buy it: http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/eecd/?srp=3

I have a massive problem with the veins in his hands.  particularly the left one.
laterovaries might feel me here…

Oh oh veins. …I love a good vein too…

it’s not fair is it, how male hands can be all veiny and that’s sexy…

They’re remarkably straight, too. A phlebotomist’s dream.

I am completly in love with his hands, and the veins that as someone who gets IVs a lot, I envy the hell out of them, and those loooong gorgeous fingers…

I remember staring at guys arm and hand veins when I was in high school. I’m so glad I’m not the only one. But I agree with the IV bit - I’ve had a fair few, too, and my veins are a mess (twisty), so it always takes a few attempts. So I have vein envy here. But his hands are just amazingly gorgeous and he’s so dextrous.

smittentomkitten quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks insanely-smart
These are not Tom’s hands. Sorry to piss on y’all’s parade.

zhora-salome
Mistress Expert Z sets us all straight again!  
:: kneels before zhora ::
Thank you, Z.  That all said, I maintain my hard-on for the veins in his left hand.  His real left hand.
quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks insanely-smart maneth985 mybadbadangelputthedevilinme

You do that smittentomkitten, because his (real) hands are very beautiful. The hands in this pic are very nice too, who ever they belong to. I was gonna say perhaps Benedict Cumberbatch, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen him with such a wristband or watch. I realise I may be annoyingly anal about correcting such things, but it bugs me when people get them wrong. Like the b/w pic of some male model’s very nice suit-trouser clad legs that have been wrongly attributed to Tom since ever. Bugs me every time I see it. I also cannot believe I used the expression “y’all’s” but that’s another story. Heh.

They’re Jeremy Renner’s

zhora-salome:

smittentomkitten:

zhora-salome:

insanely-smart:

maneth985:

insanely-smart:

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

allthatandasideoftom:

smittentomkitten:

mybadbadangelputthedevilinme:

Tom Hiddlestons Hands. He’s wearing the Power Band that Stark wears in the Avengers. You can buy it: http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/eecd/?srp=3

I have a massive problem with the veins in his hands.  particularly the left one.

laterovaries might feel me here…

Oh oh veins. …I love a good vein too…

it’s not fair is it, how male hands can be all veiny and that’s sexy…

They’re remarkably straight, too. A phlebotomist’s dream.

I am completly in love with his hands, and the veins that as someone who gets IVs a lot, I envy the hell out of them, and those loooong gorgeous fingers…

I remember staring at guys arm and hand veins when I was in high school. I’m so glad I’m not the only one. But I agree with the IV bit - I’ve had a fair few, too, and my veins are a mess (twisty), so it always takes a few attempts. So I have vein envy here. But his hands are just amazingly gorgeous and he’s so dextrous.

smittentomkitten quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks insanely-smart
These are not Tom’s hands. Sorry to piss on y’all’s parade.

zhora-salome

Mistress Expert Z sets us all straight again!  

:: kneels before zhora ::

Thank you, Z.  That all said, I maintain my hard-on for the veins in his left hand.  His real left hand.

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks insanely-smart maneth985 mybadbadangelputthedevilinme

You do that smittentomkitten, because his (real) hands are very beautiful. The hands in this pic are very nice too, who ever they belong to. I was gonna say perhaps Benedict Cumberbatch, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen him with such a wristband or watch. I realise I may be annoyingly anal about correcting such things, but it bugs me when people get them wrong. Like the b/w pic of some male model’s very nice suit-trouser clad legs that have been wrongly attributed to Tom since ever. Bugs me every time I see it. I also cannot believe I used the expression “y’all’s” but that’s another story. Heh.

They’re Jeremy Renner’s

could u explain toms "offensive " joke ,please ;) i really dont get it at all .
Anonymous

zhora-salome:

i-wish-i-was-the-moon:

ophelia-tagloff:

Sure thing babe…

It’s funny because as offensive jokes go.. it’s not offensive at all.

It’s just a play on words, really.

What do you call a vertically challenged person who escaped from prison and who can communicate with the dead?

A vertically challenged person = Small

Person who can communicate with the dead = a medium

A person who has escaped from prison = is a convict “at large”

So it’s a Small Medium at Large.

Which are also sizes.

Small, Medium and Large.

It’s a real groaner. Just no, Tom.

But the fact that he’s so into it.. and is waiting for a laugh..

It’s a perfect Hiddleston Moment.

But the saddest thing of all is that I laugh my ass off every time I see that. I’m giggling now, just thinking about it. Because it’s funny.

Yes, my sense of humour is that bad.

And I hate Mr Hiddleston just a bit more, because he is perfect even in the area of stupid humour.

I hear you i-wish-i-was-the-moon!

I can’t help but laugh about this either. The fact alone that he thinks this to be an offensive joke is funny. The way he tells it is funny. The way he’s so pleased with himself is funny. The way he says badum-tish afterwards is even funnier. 

He’s a dork and I love him.

What adds to the funny is the joke most likely said “midget” but he didn’t want to be too offensive so he PC’d it.

mademoiselledenouement:

We talk all the time about great beginnings. Births, weddings, “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…” but what about a great ending? What about a story that just wraps everything up, so perfectly, that it couldn’t possibly be said better?

Join me and let’s look at some fantastic…

reduced fat vienna fingers are awful

whathappensnextmylove:

The Hybrid, and other Stories - Coming soon!
I am in the home stretch and happy to announce that what I have been working on in my mad scientist lab for the past few months is finally in its last stages of revision!
What does this story collection contain? Love. Lots of love, and smutty sex, and kissing in the rain, and a bit of heartbreak and longing and hot hot sun. Food, and fast driving, and sleeping curled up like kittens, and little bits of the best parts of life. And also vampires. The intersections between lovers and the different kinds of ways we come apart and then come back together again.
I cannot wait to share this with you all.
Updates coming soon!
xx

Get in on this early, friends!

whathappensnextmylove:

The Hybrid, and other Stories - Coming soon!

I am in the home stretch and happy to announce that what I have been working on in my mad scientist lab for the past few months is finally in its last stages of revision!

What does this story collection contain? Love. Lots of love, and smutty sex, and kissing in the rain, and a bit of heartbreak and longing and hot hot sun. Food, and fast driving, and sleeping curled up like kittens, and little bits of the best parts of life. And also vampires. The intersections between lovers and the different kinds of ways we come apart and then come back together again.

I cannot wait to share this with you all.

Updates coming soon!

xx

Get in on this early, friends!

ollivander:

vladputinofficial:

ollivander:

if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to

why don’t you go where fashion sits

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excuse me? 

oh fuck oh shIT GOD DAMN Fuck SHIT

theselfieissue:

Follow his orders, actor Tom Hiddleston. #theselfieissue 

theselfieissue:

Follow his orders, actor Tom Hiddleston. #theselfieissue